Funny Birthday Quotes

You're not getting older you're just a little closer to death
Author Unknown

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Jennifer Yane

It takes a long time to grow young.
Pablo Picasso

It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.
Brigitte Bardot

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
Golda Meir

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Author Unkown

Getting old ain't for sissies.
Betty Davis

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.
Jerry Seinfeld