Funny 30th Birthday Quotes

A man thirty years old, I said to myself, should have his field of life all ploughed, and his planting well done; for after that it is summer time.
Lew Wallace

At the age of twenty, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at forty, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.

I remember the day I turned thirty. I was getting out f the shower and I stood in front of the mirror and stared at myself for a long time. I examined every inch of my body and appreciated the fact that I finally looked like a grown woman. I also assumed that this was how I was going to look for the rest of my life. The way I saw it, I was never going to age; I'd just look up one day and be old.
Terry MacMillan

30 is the new 20, unless your 20, then it's the new 40
Dane Peddigrew

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

I'm turning thirty this year. And you know the saying, a woman over thirty is more likely to get hit by an A bomb than find a man.
Fanny Fink