Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart,
but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty.
E.W. House

At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs,
and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore.
Erica Jong

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you,
you should stay home and have a good cry.
Alan Bleasdale

Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Author Unknown

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty
Joan Rivers

Fifty years old, 212 fights,
and I'm still pretty.
Muhammed Ali

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty,
but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Coco Chanel

I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
Barry Cryer

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
Victor Hugo