Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?
Jim Carrey

After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty.
E.W. House

Nature gives you the face you have at 20, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Coco Chanel

At 50 you now have realized
Getting old isn't fair
And that it's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't gone anywhere
Jon Bratton

While we honor all our mothers
With words of love and praise
By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
Marie Dressler

You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.
Henry Ford

Turning 50 gives me more yesterdays than tomorrows.
William Jefferson Clinton

Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.
Joan Rivers